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Mujhe Awaz de dena

Kabhi ice cream lao tu!
Kabhi murghi pakao tu!
Kabhi picnic pa jao tu!

Mujhe Awaz de dena

Wallet ma maal ziada ho!
Jo shopping ka Irada ho!
Kabhi dawat ma jana ho!

Ya kesi ko dinner pa bulana ho

Mujeh awaz de dena

Kabhi kisi se ho larna!!!!
Tu mjhe disturb na karna!

Kesi shaadi ma jana ho!
Jaise hi shuru khana ho!

Mujhe Awaz De Dena


Mujhe Tum Bhool Mat Jana
Sono Tum Bhool Mat Jana!!
Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon
Lips are like friends

If we say
Studying
Reading
Writing

Lips will never join

But if we say

Roaming
Bunking
Playing
shopping

Manhus fatt se jurr jatay hain...
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



Ans is shopping! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
Santa Was In shopping Store.

Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :
Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->


Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….
*JOKE*
Why do women live longer than men?
shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!
Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->
In d corridor of mall
Do U knw
Y boyz hold girl''s hands ?
Coz
If they leave their hand
they wl go 4 shopping

It looks Romantic
But its actually Economics =P ;)
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.


Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz shopping K Liye Jaayenge.


Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.


Wife: Kyo?



Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :