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khush khabri

Khush Khabri...???
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sharam ani chahey
Pakistan me rehte ho or Khush khabri ki Umeed rakhe hoye ho
kamal hai yar ;->

i m a pepco share holder

2 Men jumping frm a terrace.

1st man :This is my 50th time.

I m a Guinness record holder...

2nd man:This is my 1st time.

I m a PEPCO share Holder.

ramzan shareef me loadsheding per sabr

Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Is Liay aP Sab Log Ramzan shareef Me
Loadsheding Per Sabr Kr K Sachay
Muslman Honay kA Sabot Dain.

ManjAnib
Wapda
K.E.S.C
P.E.P.C.O

Thanx
Regards

Raja Pervaiz Ashraf... ;->

humayun sirf mera hai

1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho

2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...

agar larki ko ulti aaye

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha
Larka hi ho ta hai.

GEO KAMEEENO

pathanon ne eid k baad

Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje

tum sunya ki bad surat

Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)

kameeni msg padhne wala

1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)

chohay ne aik pora suit kutr

=PUre NeWz =

1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,

Q k

Wo sUit

MaLika sharwat

Ka tha...>>!

time there was a sexy girl

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.

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sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.

propose karnay ka sharifana tareeqa

Larki ko Propose Karnay ka sharifana Tareeqa:

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Main Tumhare sath HAJJ Karna Chahta Hoon. :-)

Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

Son: Mom! Papa Bohat shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.

Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

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