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Ek sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->
Achon Se Zyada
Tum Achay Ho,

Sachon Se Zyada
Tum Sachay Ho,

Mene Kaha
Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai,

Wo Boli "PAPPU"

sharm Karo
Abhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;-> o_O
Balance sharing Day

Today Is Balance sharing Day,

So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

Proof Of Ur Friendship

With Me

Happy Balance Day... ;->
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->
Ghareeb Ghurba,

Becharey,

Miskeen,

Lachaar,

Dukhi,

Pareshaan,

Khasta Haal,

Afsurda

Be-sharam,

Dukho''n k Maarey

Pareshanio''n Main
Ghirey

Zindagi Se Tung

Udaas

Halaat k Maarey

Dunya k Sataye Huey
Hotey Hyn Wo Log



Jo Mobile Hote huey
Bhi Sms Nahi Kerte ;->
Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan

1-Zardari Imandari
Krega

2-Altaf Karachi Ayega

3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega

4-Sheri Rehman Parda
Kregi

5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)
Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?

Kamini sharma Kar B0li~


"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
sharab Matt Piyo,


Kyun Ki,

Kyun Ki,


SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..
Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?


A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar sharif,

Nawaz sharif,
Shehbaz sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain
Aao Ehad Kare''n k
3 Cheezei''n Haath Se
Kbhi Nhi Jane De''n Ge

sharafat



Sadaqat


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Un Ki Girlfriends ... ;->
Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,

Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz sharief..:-)
Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
.
Aadmi
"sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
.
Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..