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SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.

1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"

TOTA:
"Q salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"


CHAIN MSG

Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd Karain K
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Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)


Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You. :-)

Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.

Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...

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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa salay!

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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)


Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pAppu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->

"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?


Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->


Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..

ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!























Bas salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->


Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..

ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!























Bas salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->


1 murghi ko qatal karo


1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.



Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!



Pappu Beshak Tera Behnoi Ho FARAZ...

Wah Wah

But Pappu Can''t Dance sala

Wah Wah Wah



Dil us ka b tha,dil mera b tha,farq sirf itna tha Faraz

Wo pathar tha jo salamat raha ye sheesha tha jo toot gya