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piyarey or aziz dosto
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piyarey or aziz dosto
piyarey or aziz dosto
Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..
ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!
Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->
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Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
Husband:I''ll admit
Husband:I''ll admit I''m wrong if u''ll admit I''m right!
Wife:I agree! u go first!
Husband: Ok
I''m wrong!
Wife
(with a twinkle in her eye):
you are right!
A Smart Lawyer Said:
A Smart Lawyer Said:
I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->
ek chota bacha bohat
Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha.
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Mele Laal Ko Ka Chahiye?
Tofee
Bishkit
Ya
Doodh..?
Bacha:
Bash Ek Nai GIRLFLEND
Khubsurat Shi :->
Ek ladka old man
Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.
Old man ladke ko ek rupee de kar bola -
beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai.
KBC main shahrukh ne
KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.
143 means?
143 means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Professor
Professor: I Dont Mind When Students Look At Their Watch During Lectures . . .
But
It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
It''s Working ;->
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain
Aaj ek din aur jee lo
Aaj ek din aur jee lo
Aaj ek khuwaab aur dehk lo
Aaj ek Dua aur maang lo
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Aaj ek sms aur karlo
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kia pathaa...
kal balance ho na ho!!.....
''Aaj deedar,
''Aaj deedar,
kal yaar,
parson pyaar,
phir iqraar,
aur phir intezaar,
phir takraar,
phir daraar,
saari mehnat bekaar,
aur aakhir mein
Ek aur devdas at beer bar!''
Consequences in Aerica...
Consequences in
Aerica...
A girl rushed over to her
husband..
Darling`''my childern and your children are beating
our children...!!!
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