piyarey or aziz dosto

piyarey or aziz dosto


Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..

ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!























Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->
  

May, 05 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2803 views       Funny

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A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
Hum tumhein yaad karte hain,
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kesay bhla…
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Safe Guard ki tarhan
Din raat lagatar


Tik tik tik tik tik tik
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ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin bhi larki dikhe to Astagfirullah kahna!
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Baqi boley :
Kidhar hai ???
Kidhar hai ???


GOLDEN WORDS.....!







Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
Professor: I Dont Mind When Students Look At Their Watch During Lectures . . .

But

It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
It''s Working ;->
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Sardar G:: That''s great, I''ll take two of them. ;->
Hundred word does not
give pain...






But





A ture friend''s silence
makes more tears in
heart...





So always keep in touch
my FriEND.
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?


Think...




No?



A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!
In
1 year,
12 months,
48 weeks,
365 days & nights,
8760 hrs,
52560 min,
3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.

Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->
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See Love As A Verb Rather Than As A Feeling . . . ! ! !