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Man to Sexy Air

Man to sexy Air hostess:
"What''s your name?"
Air hostess: "Benz, sir"
Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
Air hostess: "same price sir" ;->

A married woman

A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

As they were leaving, she cried out:

WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->

kal koi meri biwi k

sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->

Musharraf Is Good For

Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

stones In His Kidney

steel In His Knees

sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .

Shall v Try A Different

HUsBAND- shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U stand
At Da sINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I''ll Lie oN Da soFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->

One Boy To Anothe

One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day...?

2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To ßecome A Mother. . . ;->

Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb

sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!

Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->

Larki- Dad

Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!

Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!

Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->

Sardarni To Sardar

sardarni To sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?

sardar:Darling..

Jeweller Ki Dukan The,

Meiny sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary

soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??

Clas Mein Teachr

Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko smgha Rhi Thien K ,

Kaise Asman se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein.

Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola

"Kia Khayal Hai Madam

Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey"...

What Will Happen If

What Will Happen If

Bipasha Basu,

Mallika sherawat,

Neha Dupia,

Rakhi sawant

Contest Elections In India.?

Politics Will Become Transparent

Tumhari Wife Gum Hui

Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou Police Ko Q Nai Bataya

§Ardar: Q K Jb Mera scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne

15-20 Din Istemaal Kar K Loataya Tha.

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