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A TC In A Train Finesb

A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.

He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing sleevless

Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing sleevles &Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing sleevless, Backless And A Mini skirt

He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...

Why???

U Dirty Mind...

she Had The Ticket!!!

Girl To A Tattoo Artist

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:

How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing

An Animal Just Above My Knee?

Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,

But Girraffe Is Free.

Define Fashion Show

Define Fashion show?

"In Fashion show,

Designer shows Their Creation On Models,

Models Drop Their Dress

& show God''s Creation

Eik Piyari Si Surat

Eik Piyari si surat,
Eik Masoom sa Chehra,
Thodi shahrarat,
Thodi Mohabbat,
Thodi Masti,
Thoda Maza,
Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa,
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Uska sms Parhne Ka shukriyaa..........!!

1st Boss

1st Boss: Tumne Us Larki Ko Job Q Nhi Di?
2nd Boss:Yr Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi
1st:Wo Kese?
2nd:Kuch Nhi Bs Jb Maine Usay Bethne K Liye Kaha To Wo Chair Dhundne Lgi.

Ek Larki Dosri Se

Ek Larki Dosri se...!!!
sab se Khatarnak Game Kon sa Ha..?
2nd Girl;
Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke sath Khela Jaey,
Khass Kar Andhery Main... ;->

Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi

Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi or sath he uska Paad b nikl gya..

Pathan:
O khucha lagta hy humko
Gul Bano k sath sath
Gul Khan b yad kr rha hy . . . :p :d ;->

BAchEy 2 he Achey.

DOCTOR: BAchEy 2 he Achey..

WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??

LADY: PehLe tu 2 he thAy
LeKiN JAbse IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy.. :p ;->

Law Of Reverse Dynamics

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
she Becomes Rich..

In a Hospital two Nurses

In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor..

1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.

2nd Nurse: ... And very Quickly too... =P ;->

Teacher: ''Kisses

Teacher: ''Kisses'' Ko sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?

student: Aaj subah subah
Begam se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P

GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA

GOLDEN WORDs BY MEERA

(A Pakistani Film Actor)

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" Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A surprise .. "

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