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tujh ko bhool k zinda rehna, tanhai k dard ko sehna,




Ziada mushkil to naheen hai.
Radio Quiz:

should Women Have Children After 35?

sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! :

should Women Have Children After 35?

sardar Replied:

No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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.
.
.
.
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Books And study

FlaMeR
Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne sMs karna chor dia

FlaMeR
3 FEELINGs
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

FlaMeR
A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC.

some1 Asked The Meaning, They Told:
1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness :P
Height Of Fear

2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy

sabun Neechey Girr Gaya

Par Darr K marey Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha … ;->
Kissing is like real estate.


The most important thing is




location,
location,
n location! ?
Hights Of Heart Breakin:
An Inocent Man
Watchin His
1st Blue Film Aftr
Mariage,
In Which
His Own Wife
Had Acted

MORAL:
Watch All BF''s B4 Mariage...
Water Is so Precious,
so Plz send Dis Msg To As Many Frnds As Possible With Dis slogan:
sAVE WATER!

sAVE WATER!

sHARE sHOWER WITH NEIGHBOUR''s DAUGHTER!! ;->
Announcement In
Zardari''s Chartd Plane ...




Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position ...
ThanQ ...
2008 ka sabse zalil sms
Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna...
Boy: Fir main Potty kab karunga???