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Kia Tum Ud

Kia Tum Ud sakte Ho ?

Kia sitaare Tod sakte Ho ?

Pathar Ko Heera Bana sakte Ho ?

Nahi Na ! ! !

Beta sirf shakal Bandar Jesi Hone se
Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata

Teri yAad se 1

Teri yAad se 1 Lamha nahi hai khali
Tu phool hai GARDEN ka hum uske hain maali.
Tumhe chaye ka shoq hai aur hum hain pyali.
Tu paer hai khajur ka main hon daali.
Dekha kitni mohabbat hai puri nazam banali
Mujhe malum hai apki koi to majburi hogi
Jo aap ne itne kam peson mein Apni Izzat LOotwali............ ;->

2 Frnds AapAs

2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...

1 kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy,
DosrA kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy...

s.H.O dono ko pAkAr kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy,
CAse Court mei jAtA hy,
Judge kehtA hy Aj k CAse mei kon ChutiyA hy ye sAabit hogA
saAre GAwAhon Or sAbooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is CAse mei 3 Chutiye hAin..

1- Ye s.H.O jo ChutiyApe wALA CAse LAyA..

2- MAin jo Chutiyon kA FAisLA kArne bethA hon..

3- Yeh ChutiyA jo ChutiyApe wALA sMs pArh rAhA
hy...... :p ;->

Gadho ki rac

Gadho ki race ....
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FIRE..

msg baad me padh lena
B. . . .H. . . .A. . . .G. . . . . . .
warna trophy koi aur le jayega....

Hi hw r u

Hi hw r u..
R u free this sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?

Coz sunday we r opening a new branch of

ZOO. We got all the animals except u

I Like Grapes

I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz...

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum''on yar,

Its just A

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Fact.

FITAY MU!

FI

MT

FIT

MUF

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FITA

FITAY MU!!

Hogai Tasalli?
Bahut shoq Hai sMs Parhne Ka

Pakistan Post Office

Pakistan
Post
Office
Ne
ALTAF HUssAIN
Ki Tasveer
Wali
stamp
Jaari
Kar
Di
He!
Awam
Parechan
Hen
K
Thook
Kis
Taraf
Lagaee
Jaye!!

Hi, How r u

Hi, How r u?
Are u free Tomorrow?
Can u come to me, Bcoz Tomorow we r Opening a New

"MENTAL HOsPITAL"
Admission Free, special offer 4 u... ;->

Dil Main Hamesha Ik

Dil Main Hamesha Ik shor Ho Raha Hay,

Bina sMs Dil Boor Ho Raha Hay,

Kahin Aisa To Nahi, ?

K Mera Dost ?

Kuttay Ki Neend so Raha Hay?

Fanta Piyo

Fanta Piyo,
Pepsi Piyo,
Marinda Piyo
Coke Piyo,
Dew Piyo,
Pani Piyo,Piyo Aur Piyo
Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers sirf 99 Rupai Main

My Msg 2 da wrld

My Msg 2 da wrld!

If u like me,
raise your hands

.. if not,

then raise your standards!!

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