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Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar

sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya?

sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun

a sardar to another:name 5 animals livin

a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa

A sardar in a pizza hut

sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.

Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

Twin babies born in a sARDAR's House.

sARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

A sardar goes to a restaurant

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

surprised sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

paper

Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

inaam

agar koi tumsy bhalai ki umeed rakhy tow usy mayus mat karo q k logon ki umeedon ka tum sy wabasta hona tum py ALLAH ka khaas inaam hy.!!!!

dil lagi

ishq tow shugal hy by rozgaar jawano ka,
jab nokri nai lagti tow dil ko laga lety hein!!!!

wake up message

rakha jab sajdy main sar tow ehsaas hua aey musalmaan,
dilon maen to khuda ko basaya nahi sajdy mein kis ki talash hy??

zaban ki taseer

lafaz insaan k ghulaam hoty hein magar bolny sy pehly bolny k baad insaan lafzon ka ghulaam ban jata hy ...

KUCH LOG

MERI sAAM-E-TANHAI AKsAR MUJ sY POOCHTI HAI sAHIL.
KAHAN GAYE WO LOG JJIN K LIYE ZAMANY KO THUKRAYA TUM NY.!!

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