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sardar g: O teri to mithaai ki dukaan hy,, tera dil nahi karta mithaai khhany ko !!!!
2nd sardar: yar dil to bra krta hy mgr abba g ne mnaa kia hy.....
iss liye choos choos k rakh deta hoon...
LOVE Is LIKE A CALL, IF U DONT RECIEVE, IT WILL BE MIssED.


BUT FRIENDsHIP Is LIKE A sMs UNTILL U OPEN IT WAITs.
sARDAR AIK BALTI MAIN PANI LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARIsH sHURU HO GAI OR BARIsH KA PANI BALTI MEI CHALA GAYA

sARDAR:O TAWADI KHAIR sARA PANI GILA HO GAYA
next generation will learn the alphabets in this wat :
A-APPLE
B-BLUETOOTH
C-CHATING
D-DOWNLOAD
E-EMAIL
F-FACEBOOK
G-GOOGLE
H-HOTMAIL
I-I POD
J-JAVA
K-KINGsTON
L-LAPTOP
M-MEssAGE
N-NOKIA
O-OUTLOOK
P-PRINT
Q-QUICK TIME
R-RAM
s-sERVER
T-TOUCH sCREEN
U-UsB
V-VIsTA
W-WIFI
X-XP
Y-YOUTUBE
Z-ZUBAIDA AAPA
newspaper mein istihar aya "hmare pass aisi product hy, jisko pehn kr aap puri dunia ko dekh skte hain, mgr apko koi nai dekh skta rs.10,000+free home delivry 1 larki na istihar parhte hi 10,000 bheje kuch dino baad tcs 1 packet le h aya larki ne jaldi sa khola to andr se 1 "burqa" nikla wo b topi wala
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Ye shajar Mohabbaton

Chahaton Aur..

Duaaon

se Bhare Huye Hain

sirf

AAP K LIYE
Good Morning.
sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!

Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
sArdar: Tu tension na ley,

...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai:
Zyada GUssA konsi age main ata hai?

1= Bachpan
2= Jawani
3= Burhappa
Jesay us ke ammal pechay hata dein usay uskey hasbo nasb agey neihn barha sakte.
tumara farz hy k jo janty ho wo kaho ore jo nahi janty us sy baaz raho
pareshani khamosh hony sy kam,sabar karny sy khatam ore shukar karny sy khushi mein badal jati hy
1 rupya 1 lakh ni hota magar phir b 1 rupya lakh sy nikal jaye tow wo b lakh nai rehta aap lakhon mein woi 1 rupya ho...
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samaj aai????


theepay dy moo waleya