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Joke in
1 word

"sardar"

Joke in
2 words

"Intelligent
sardar"

Joke in
3 words

"sardar playing
Chess"



Joke in
4 words

"sardar Wins
The Game"
Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->
Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->
Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?
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Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain.
''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka



Ek Hamary 11 players Khassi


Aur


Unka Ek


"Mike Hussey" :-)
>> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
>> violin after the operation?"
>> "yes of course...."
>> "Great ! i never could before"
Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper
Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur
photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup
actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker
if u dnt smoke,
dnt drink,
dnt have gurl frnd,
dnt play cards,
no late nites,






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www.paida ku howa.com
Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of.
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Pepsi (chilled) with chips. It''s urgent Cell no & name is as displayed
Hamy a.K.a Efie a.K.a FebZ
03343004071
:)