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A Pathan Was playing "KON BANEGA CAROR PATI"
Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.

Pathan Replied: Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do
Agar tum Pakistani Cricket team k coach ban jao to phir kya ho gha?


"Saarey player darakhton pe chard kar khelein ghey"

Bandar coach ho gha to yehi ho gha na.
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?


Only 10% Girls play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc


Bcoz 90% Girls Are playing With
Boys....
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?


Only 10% Girls play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc


Bcoz 90% Girls Are playing With
Boys....
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
Height Of playin Games

A Sardar''s Dead Body Found In A Cupboard

&

Al Other Sardars Declard Him

Winner Of Last Year''s

Hide&Seek

Championship!
Sania Mirza Started playing Tennis At The Age Of 6..




After That.





Everything In Her Life Changed..

Except Her

"SKIRT"
Why Do All Cricket players Wear Same Color Clothes?











Coz Its A Match. Got It Man
Why Memons are banned to play hockey & football.........?





Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain =)
MaiNe nAyA MobiLE LiyA hy

JiS mE

USB


InfrAred


BLuE Tooth


DoubLE CAmErA



TouCh SCrEEn



Mp3 playEr



2 GB MemOry






KuCh b nhi hy... :p :d :->
Hmari Life Bhi Cirket Ground Hai Or Hum playerz.
Jo 1st Time Larki K Saath Pakra Jaye
"Knock Out"
Hota Hai,
Jo G.F Ko Milnay Ja Raha Ho Rastay Me Accident Hojaye,
"RUN OUT"
Jo G.F Ki Deewar Phlangtay Huay Pakra Jaye,
"CATCH OUT"
G.F K Bhai Mar Mar Kr Tangain Tor Dain
"LBW Out"
Ap Ka Dost Ap Ko Larki Ban Kr Bewaqoof Bnaye,
"Stamp Out"
Or Kuch Pedaishi "CLEAN BOLD"
Hotay Hain.
Ye Log Sirf Taalian Bja Kr Guzara Krtay Hain.