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mobile & Mobil Oil
Me Kya Same Hai?







Dono Ka Kharcha Insaan Ki Kamar Tor Deta Hai.
Zara Si mobile Men De Jagah Tu

Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja..

Zara Sa Sent Items Me Ja Tu...

Zara Sa Balance Ko Le Ghata.

Me Bhejun SMS Tujh

Ko Meri Jaan Bepanah..
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
Apna mobile Dia Aur Kaha :

"Kocha ! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms
Send Ker Do , Humara
Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy" ;->
A Small Advice.
































Dont Press The mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!
sTuDeNt:MiSs aP nE kAL MuJhE caLL KyOn Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se?

TeAcHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL NaHi Ki

StuDnT:tO pHir mErE mobile pE KyOn LiKhA ThA 1 MisS caLL
"Cheechoo Cheechoo Cha Cha...

mobile Pe ChoohA NaachA...

mobile Nay Toon Toon Bajaya...

ChoohA MSG Parhnay AayA..!!"
"~"loVe"~"

Starts Frm Eyes,

Grows With Gifts,

Ends With Tears

But 2day

''''loVe"

Starts Frm mobiles,

Grows Wd Balance Share,

Ends Wd
Number Buzy;)
Aaj Mere Paas
mobile Hai
Number Hai
Battery Hai
Balance Hai
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Hai Koi Msg?
To Bhejo
Agar Nahi
To mobile Pheko,
How Can A Father

Make His Daughter

Walk On The Street

Looking Down The Earth??











Just Gift Her A mobile With Free Sms
The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.
The Future Is Not In Ur Hand.
But At Present


Dabba mobile Is In Ur Hand.
1friend:
Yaar Mera mobile Kharaab Hogaya Hai
Koi Acha Sa Dentist Batao
2friend: "Dentist Wo Kiu?
1friend:
Yar Mere mobile Ka Bluetooth Kharab Ho Gya Ha
Pathan Bought A New mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Pathan Bazar Gya
Aur

mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya. . .