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Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name
btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap
akely feel karty ho..
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Student : examination hall .
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Alone
_/ \_ .....students rock teacher shoc
Extreme Kamina Baccha..
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Son:”Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ??
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Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ??
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Son:”Q k Aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B
me sirf 6 mahine ka farq hai..
Azmat k 4 minaron k 4 Azeem Aqwal:
Insan Khud Azeem Nhi Hota Bal’K UsKa Kirdar Azeem Hota He,
Hazrat Abu Bakar Siddiq R.Z
Ghuse Ki Halat Men Insaf Krna Mushkil Hota he,
Hazrat Umer Farooq R.Z
Zindgi Ka Koi Maqsad Banalo Phir Apni Sari Taqat Us k Husool Pr Lagado Tum Zaror Kamyab Hojaoge,
Hazrat Usman Ghani R.Z
Jo Shakhs Tumhari Nigahon Se Tumhari Zarorat Ko Samjh Nhi Skta, Us se Kuch Mang Kr Khud Ko Shrminda Na Kro,
Hazrat Ali R.Z…
Santa: Qutub minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.
Cricket T20 aur ipl ki waja se improve hva hai...

hame b apna Examination system improve karnay k liye exams me ye step lene Chahiye:-

1-Har paper 1.5 ghanty or 50 number ka hona chahiya.

2-Har 30 mint ka bad mashwre k lye break hona chahiye.

3-Hame 1 free hit den jis me student apni marzi k 1 sawal ka apni marzi ka jawab de.

4-pehle 20 mint ka power play jis me examinerhall se bahar rahe.

5-Agr kisi sawal ka Ans ghalat ho to review ka option hona chahiya ta k student book se confrm kr le...
Faraz Ne Mujh Se Kaha,
Yaar Main Ro Raha Hon.

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Maine Kaha..

Bhaar Main Ja Kaminay.

Main So Raha Hon. :-)
I salute your Father who is taking care of such an idiot and duffer child.
He surely has got a strong stamina.

May your Father live Long.

Happy Father Day...
Pay My Regards To Ur Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father:p

Happy Father’s day
Wafa pe hmari aitbar rakhna
Ham badall nai sakty itna yad rakhna

Dena chahte ho agr khushiyan humain "samina"
To khud khush rehna aur apna khiyaal rakhna
Have the determination of a mirror.i t never loses its ability to reflect even if it is broken into pieces...
when the lips are closed,the heart begins to speak.
When the heart is silent,the soul blazes up
bursting into flame and this illuminates
the whole of our life...
Mry Mehbob To Mujhy "HATE" Na Kr,
Band Aas Ka "GATE" Na Kr,
Tera Mery Sath "CONECTION" Hai,
Tera Mera Wahid "SECTION"Hai,
To Raqeeb Ko Ab "NOminaTE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr,
Mri Kul-Kainat K "BEST" Sanam,
Mri Chahat Ko Mat Kr "TEST" Sanam,
Ab Jaldi Aa "LATE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr,
Mujhy Piyar Ka Koi "GIFT" Na Dy,
Didaar K Kbhi "SHIFT" Na Dy,
Hr Raqeeb Ko Hrgiz "LIFT" Na Dy,
Mry Piyaar Ka Sasta "RATE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr.