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Daku: Tera Nam

Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita

Daku: Rita meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He

Nurse - Mubarak Ho

Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Aap k Ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy

Sardar g - Wah g Wah
Kia Technology Hy, B.V
meri Hospital Me Hy
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda Hua Hy ... ;->

Santa-Tum Meri Shad

Santa-Tum meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga

Ik sarda

Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P

1st Sardar to 2nd

1st Sardar to 2nd Sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..

2nd. wo k se?

1st. meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha.. ;->

Sardar ki mah ki

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,

Me na socha surprise don ga...=P;->

Santa to Banta-

Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News-

Gud News
meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya

Banta-aur Bad News
Santa-wo ek SAPNA tha

1 sardar begum

1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya, dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao?
Sardar: yar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon!
aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;->

Sardar Taqreer Karty

Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?

Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.

SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.

Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?

Tum Abr-e-Guraizaan

Tum
Abr-e-Guraizaan ho,

Main Sehra ki Maanind hoon,

Do Boond Jo Barso gay,

Be-kaar me Barso ge,

Hy Khushk bahot Matti,

Har Simt Bagoly hain,

Sehra k Bagolon se,

Uthtay huye Sholay hain,

Tum Khul K Agr Barso,

To Sehra me Gulistan ho,

Par Tum se Kahen kaisy.?

Tum
Abr-e-Guraizaan ho,

JAL THAL
Jo Agr kr do,

TANN MANN me Nami bhar do,

Hy Khushk boht Mati,

Puri jo Kami kar do,

Phir
Tum ko Bataaen ge,

Tum
meri MUHABAT ho.

Koi kuch bhi na kahay

Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai
Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai
Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi
Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai…….

Nasirabad (Balochistn)

Nasirabad (Balochistn) mai 6 Aurton ko Zinda dafnaya gaya

K H A M O S H I

Sindh mein 1 Aurat ko Kutto ke agey daal dia gaya

K H A M O S H I

Qaum ki beti Afia Siddiqi par Amreeki jail mein zulm o jabr

K H A M O S H I

Jamia Hafsa ki 1500 talbaat ko Phosporas bombs se jala dia gaya

K H A M O S H I

60 Amreeki Drone attack se 1000 masum shehri shaheed

K H A M O S H I

Aaj aik Jaali video par itna
E H T J A J . . . ?
Us larki se hamdardi ya america se?

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