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Hamei tu

Sms

ne Loota

Call

Main Kaha

Dum Tha

mere

Sms

Waha Ponchay

Jaha Balance

Kam tha.

Tumhara Blood Group Kya ha?
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.Urgently call karke bata
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mere Dost ke Kutte ka accident ho gaya hai
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Doctor ne kaha kisi aawara kuttee ka khhon chaiye

Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi

Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?

Begum: Aik Dum

Husband: tu phir apni dosri tang bi mere upar rakh do..

Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?

Dekha mere Sms Ka Kamal ?

Ghanti Baji

Bandar ne Mobile Uthaya

Ab Woh Sms Pahr raha hai

HMmm

Ab Muskura kar soch raha hai Kiss ko Send karu?

Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna

Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna meri,Zindagi ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri,IMPRESS muj se her ek larki ho jai,Meri ek nazar pe dil apna wo de jai,Ho meri JEANS se mere badan ki zeenat,Jis tarhan MAKEUP se hoti hai HUSAN ki zenat,Ho mera kum scho0l,College k bahir FLURT krna,Her haseen larki ki MAA se b mohabat krna,mere ALLAH parrhaayi se bachana muj ko,ISHQ ki jo raah ho ussi raah par CHALANA mujh ko.

Rub se dua karte hain,

Rub se dua karte hain,K mere doston ko khushiyon ka sansar mile,Or jo muje sms nhi karte,Unhe apni girl friends se behno jesa pyar milay:-)

A man had a "Gin"

A man had a "Gin" 1 day the Gin asked him "mere Aqa! koi Hukm dein?" Man thought n said:"make a road for me 4m my home 2 USA"Gin: "mere Aqa This is very difficult, as huge jungles mountains n sea come on the way so it is very difficult".Man:"ok meri BV ko mera tabey farman bana de"Gin foran bola:"Sir Road single banani hai ya double".

Santa child

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain

Hi ! What r U doing

Hi ! What r U doing?Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to mere ek sawal ka jawab do.
Sawal hai Ke wo konsa jaanwar hai.

Jo is waqt Mera SMS parh raha hai.reply?

Shohr:Bagum mera

Shohr:Bagum mera fon ho tou keh dena k gar pe nh

Bagum:helo! mere shohr gar mein hen

shohr:meine kaha tha keh deina gar pe nh hen

Bagum: G wo fone mera aya tha

An engineering student to his

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:

"mere paas degree hai,

knowledge hai,

4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.

Tere paas kya hai?".

Sweeper: mere paas naukri hai

JIN.Admi se

JIN.Admi se

Kia huqum hai mere aaqa?

ADMI.Jin se bola

mujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh

JIN.bola.
me kokaf ka jin hon koi
Girlz hostil ka princpal nahi.. :p

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