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Wo samne walon ka larka

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho

Why I Hate C.I.D :(An Example:LADY

why i hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..

pathan on mobile

Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:

Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye

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Dukandar after much thinking
"Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy

'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'

KHUDA ko b yad nai kerty.......

kahan milti hai wafa in matti k haseen insanoon se
yeh log bina matlab k KHUDA ko b yad nai kerty

sitara hamari kismat ka us say mila hi nahi...

sitara hamari kismat ka us say mila hi nahi
wo kese hota hamara
aisa kabi hva hi nahi
hmne apni hr khushi dusron me bant di
ksi ne hme kya dya
ye kbi socha hi nhi

bato baton m mhbt is qadar brh gyi
use ab bhool jaen kese itna hosla hi nhi
hr ksi ne hume matlab tak pyar kya
koi hamsafar ban kar sath chala hi nhi
hr koi mri chahat ko mazaq smjta rha
dil m he dard ktna koi smja hi nhi

Happy New Year

DOSTO naya sall end ho raha hai
Naya sall aye ga
Es old year ko sb bhool jaein gay
Pr es sall mein mein ny ap k sath
kuch bhi
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mera matlab hai
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kuch bhi
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enjoy nahi keya
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kuto,kamino.
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hahaaa Happy New Year

kahan milti hai wafa in matti k

kahan milti hai wafa in matti k haseen insanoon se
yeh log bina matlab k KHUDA
ko b yad nai kerty

Door ho ya paas ho Aap hamare

Door ho ya paas ho Aap hamare liye kuch khas ho
Kahte hai sabse bada rishta pyar hai to suno,
Hamare liye to pyaar ka matlab hi Aap Ho.

BMW

Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”

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