matlab SMS Messages86 messages

fun

Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."

usay kahna

USEY KEHNA'' Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay, Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay. DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho, Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay. Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa, Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay. Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab, Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay. JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua, Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay

SAD LOVE SMS

'' USEY KEHNA''
Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay,
Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay.
DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho,
Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay.
Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa,
Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay.
Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab,
Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay.
JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua,
Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay.

santa

Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan

missing

Mo'azaz ban ke mehfil main adaakari nahi karta
Main chehre pe kabhi jhooti aayinaa taari nahi karta

Mera dushman mere dastoor se waaqif nahi shayad
Jisse main dost keh doon us se ghaddari nahi karta

Yahan behtar hai apni zaat ka hamdard ho jana
Zamana ghum to de sakta hai ghumkhari nahi karta

Mujhy mo'Qa shanasi ka hunar ayaa nahi ab tak
Jahan matlab nikaLta ho samajhdari nahi karta.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abhi kahan ho ?

Girl to Boyfriend:Mein kal tumse nahi mil sakti.

Boy:Thek hai mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun....

Girl:Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,abhi kahan ho ?

I'm going

Pathan to Teacher: I'm going ka kya matlab hota hai ?

Teacher: Mein ja raha hun.

Pathan: matlab bataye bagher to yaha se tera baap bhi nahi ja sakta.

Elastic

Elastic

Hansa: Praful Elastic matlab??

Praful: Elastic Hansa . .
Apni Voh Shradha Behen Unki Beti Ela

Usko Jab Fracture Hua Tha To Voh Kya Leke Chalti Thi?

Hansa : Ela To . .

Ela -Stick Leke . . .

Ela -Stick !! Ela -Stick!!!

Praful Culture Matlab

Hansa:Praful Culture matlab??

Praful:Hansa..Culture . . .

Wo Aapna Mali Hai Na . . .

Hansa:Haa Jee..

Praful:To Jab To Thak Jata Hai To Uski Maa Us Se Kya Kehti The...??

Hansa:Wo Kehti The Beta Tu Thak Gaya Hai Na To Tu Kal Chad...??

Praful :Samjhi Kal _Chad . .

Mature

Mature

Hansa : Mature matlab ?

Praful: Jab Apna Mahesh . . .

Chori Karte Hue Pakda Gaya Tha

Tab Usne Kya Kaha Tha ??

Hansa: Usne Kaha Tha . . .

Mujhe Chodd Do . . .

"MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"

Main Chor . . .

Main Chor . . .

Mature

Acha Acha . . .

Automatically Matlab

Hansa: Arre Praful, Automatically matlab?

Praful : Hansa, Mein Batata Hu.

Dekho Jab Auto Me Jab Koi Ganji Baithi Ho To Use Kehte Hai

" AUTO ME TAKLI".

TECHNOLOGY Matlab

Hansa: Praful TECHNOLOGY matlab..?

Praful: Technology Hansa

Suno, Jab Hum Hiraben Ki Shaadi Mein Gaye The,

Tab Hiraben Mehmaano Se Kya Keh Rahi Thi...?

Hansa: Woh Logon Se Khaana Khaane Ko Keh Rahi Thi

Aur
Keh Rahi Thi...

Khaiye Nah..

Aapne Toh Kuch Liya Hi Nahi,

Lo Ji Khaiye...Take No, Lo Ji,

Take No, Lo Ji...Acccha Take-No-Lo-Ji . ..

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