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Praful Confuse Matlab

Hansa: Praful Confuse matlab?

Praful: Confuse Hansaaaa

Jab Humaare Ghar Pe Light Chali Jaati Hai To Kudkud-Kumar Babuji Kya Kehte Hain?

Hansa: Ae Babuji To Kehte Hain Ki

"Lo Fuse Ud Gaya

Ab Fuse Theek Kaun Karega? Kaun Fuse Theek Karega?

Kaun Fuse.

Acchha Confuse...Achhaa Acchha Confuse

Permit Matlab

Hansa: Praful... Permit matlab??

Praful: Permit Hansaaaa

Wo Jalandhar Mein Mera Dost Rehta Hai Na,

Gurpreet.. Uski Biwi Ka Naam Kya Tha...?

Hansa: Gurpreet Ki Biwi..

Parmeet...

Acchha Parmeet... Permit!

"Doctorate"

"Doctorate"

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??
Hansa: Achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
Majama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate

Hansa And Praful From Khichdi

Hansa And Praful From Khichdi

DECIDE

Hansa : Pradul "Decide" matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansa

Vo Casettee Player Mein Hum Casettee Nahi Dalte

Usme Hota Hai Na

"A Side"

"B Side"

To

"C-Side"

"D- Side" --->

"Decide"

Praful Increase Matlab

Hansa: Praful Increase matlab?

Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!

Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?

Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,

Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!

In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .

Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .

Alphabet

Alphabet

Hansa: Praful Alphabet matlab

Praful: Alphabet Hansa,

Local Train Mein Safar Karte Hoye Maasi Jaise Hi Koi

Seat Khali Dekhti Hai To Wo Apni Beti Alpha Se Kya Kehti Hai?

Hansa: Alpha Beth Seat Pe,Alpha Beth,

Acha Toh Yeh Alphabet

Formality Matlab

Hansa: Praful, Formality matlab?

Praful: Formality, Hansa!!

Praful: Formal Yaane Formal Kapde Aur Tea Maane Chaai,

Formal Kapde Pehen Kar Chai Peene Ko Formality Kehte Hain!!

Asset

Asset

Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" matlab ??

Praful : Asset Hansaaa . . .

Jab Hum Gaadi Mein Jaate Hai And Jab Gaadi Signal Par Rukti Hai. . .

Taab
Vo Bhikari Log Aa Kar Kya Bolte Hai . . .

"Aee Seth . . .Thoda Paisa Do Naa" . . .

"Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..

Tournament

Tournament

Hansa:- Ae He He Praful,

Tournament matlab

Praful:- Tournament Hansa!!!

Ye Jo Tumne Jhumke Pehne Hain,

Gehne Pehne Hain
Inko English Me Kya Kehte Hain, Bolo Bolo!!

Hansa:- Aaa Han Han Tournament, (Hansa Khush)

Melisa:-(Chidh Kar)Are Use Tournament Nahi Ornament Kehte Hain

Hansa:- Are Kuchh Bhi Mat Bolll

Ek Jhhumka -- Ornament

Do Jhhumke -- Two Ornament "Tournament"

Ae Praful!! Ye Melisa Ko Bhi Babuji Ki Tarah Kuchh Bhi Nahi Ataa

Pooch Lo Tum Bhi

Pooch Lo Tum Bhi Is Zamane Se,
Pyar Chupta Nahi Chupane Se,

Paas Aate Ho Chhute Ho Baat Karte Ho,
Kabhi matlab Se Kabhi Bahane Se,

Pyar Dil Me Hai To Lao Zubaan Pe,
Aag Badhti Hai Ye Bujhane Se,

Tumhe Na Paana Shayad Behtar Hai,
Paa Ke Phir Se Tumhe Ganwane Se...

Chalo Ek Dua To Apni Puri Hui,
Mil Liye Apne Ek Deewane Se,

Roye Jaate Ho, Bas Roye Jate Ho,
Kya Hoga Ye Moti Lutaane Se,

Karo Koshish Ki Kurabatein Hi Rahein,
Dooriyan Badh Jaati Hai Badhane Se,

Kya Sunayein Kisiko Raaz-E-Dil,
Dard Bhi Badhta Hai Sunane Se,

Bhool Jao Kar Ke Achha Hai
Ehsaan Rehta Nahi Jatane Se...

Dil behal jaey tu log

Dil behal jaey tu log chor dete hain,
koi or mil jaey tu log chor dete hain,
4 din ki chandani ka kya karna,
Chandani dhal jaey tu log chor dete hain,
Qasmeen Tu Khaty hain sada sath deney ki Zehan badal jay tu log chor dety hain,
Aj kl k Logon ka kya Bharosa...!
Mosam badal jay tu log chor dete hain,
Log "Dosti" karty hain matlab k liye,
matlab nikal jaye tu log chor Dyte hain.......

main lafjo se kuc

main lafjo se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta,iska matlab yeh nahi ki main usse pyar nahi karta,cahata hoon main usse aaj bhi par uski soch main apna waqt bekaar nahi karta,kahin tamasha na ban jaye mohabbat meri isliye ape dard ko izhar nahi karta, jo kuch mila hai usi mai khush hoon main, uske liye khuda se takrar nahi karta,par kuch to baat hai uski fitrat mai jalim warna usse cahane ki khata baar-baar nahi karta.

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