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Aik larkay Ka Mamoon
Aik Larki Ka Mamoon
Ka Mamoon Hai Batian

larkay Aur Larki Ka Kia Rishta Howa?
Merey Msg mob pe dekh k app k xpressions kya hotey hain?

1.Faltu larka hai.
2.Peechey lag jata hai.
3.Smile
4.ThankGOD msg aya.
5.Isey msg ka bht shauk hai.
6.Gussa
7.Dil garden garden hojata hai.
8.Dekhtey hi delete.
9.Aray Wah!
10.Tym waste.

kindly choose 2 options n send me,Im waiting!
Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?

larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai”

batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?

Answer Received = Maamu & Bhanji
Ek larka Apne Papa Se: Papa Mai Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarhan

Papa:

Kute Deya Putra Ao Terian Phuphian C.
Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Aap k Ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy

Sardar g - Wah g Wah
Kia Technology Hy, B.V
Meri Hospital Me Hy
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda Hua Hy ... ;->
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->
O Dewani larkai!
Zara Thaam Lay Mera Haath
Kis Ko Dhoond Rahi Hai?
Mein Doon Ga Na Tera Saath!
O Dewani Larki!
Mujhay Karnay Day Mehsoos
Tujh Ko Apnay Andar
Jab Tu Hogi Udaas
Mein Banoo Ga Teri Aaas!
O Dewani Larki!
Ik Khawahish Dil Kee
Jo Tujhko Hai Batanee Hee
Jab Tu Marna Chahay
Mein Wajh Banoo Teray Jeenay Kee!
Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...
2 girl frndz
girl 1: Yar ye larkay apas main kaisi batain krtay hain..
Girl 2: waisi hi jaisi hm larkian krti hain..
Girl 1: Astagfirullah itni gandi batain..
Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
girl: Nhi
boy:Lekin Q
girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
girl:1 husband,4 bache:-)
Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...
Police ne larka aur lrki ko motar cycle pe jatay rok kr pocha

Kya lagti hai yeh tmhari?

Lrka:Wesay to kuch nhi lagti,
Break lgaon to thori thori sath lgti Hai..