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Difference between LOVE &
FRIENDSHIP-
Balance nahi he fir b
kuch b karke baat krna is LOVE..
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.Balance
hone k baad b miss call hi karna is
FRIENDS.
pathan went for interview

officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY'
pathan:night
officer:cool
pathan:warm
officer:ugly
pathanpichli
officer:I said ''UGLY''
pathan:I said ''PICHLI''
officer:Oh my god.
pathan:Oh my devil.
officer:Get out
Pathan:Come in
officer:U r rejected.
pathan:I m selected.
officer:keep quiet.
pathan:speak tight.
Officer:Go to hell
Pathan:come to paradise.
officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay.
pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay.
officer:police ko bhulao.
pathan:fauj ko bhulao.
officer:uffff
pathan:tuffff
officer:purrrr.
pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr.
kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.
Difference between LOVE &
FRIENDSHIP-
Balance nahi he fir b
kuch b karke baat krna is LOVE..
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.
.
.
.
.
.Balance
hone k baad b miss call hi karna is
FRIENDS.
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
khatam sab he ka intezaar hogaya
barish ki bondein giri kuch is tarah se
laga falak ko zameen se pyaar hogaya;)
Mukhtasir ye k achy lgty hoO



Chahny ka sabab aur kuch bhi nhi......
Jis ke liye sab kuch luta diya humne,
wo kehte hai unko bhula diya humne,
gaye the hum unke aansu pochne,
ilzam de diya ki unko rula diya
humne.

'kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain

kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain

or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay

or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay.
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her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay ...
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Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami'
ISHQ KARNAY K B kuch AADAAB HOTAY HEIN..
JAGTI ANKHOON MAY B kuch KHAWAB HOTAY HEIN..
HAR KOI ROO DAY YA ZARORI TU NAI..
KHUSHK ANKHOON MAY B SAYLAB HOTAY HEIN rizzy
KFC New Prices.

Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50

Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.
mera bus chale to aapki yaadein khareed loon


apne jeene ke waaste aapki baatein khareed loon


ker sakein ko her waqt deedaar aapka


sub kuch luuta ker wo aankhain khareed loon
mera bus chale to aapki yaadein khareed loon


apne jeene ke waaste aapki baatein khareed loon


ker sakein ko her waqt deedaar aapka


sub kuch luuta ker wo aankhain khareed loon