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Hijar Tara ab Doob Chala Hai Dhalny Lagi Hai Raat WaSi
Qatra Qatra Baras Rahi Hai Ashkon Ki Barsat WaSi

Tere Baad Yeh Dunya Walay Mujh Ko Pagal Kar Dain Ge
Khushbu Ke Dais Main Mujh Ko Le Chal Apnay Sath WaSi
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Yun Hi Chup Ki Mohar Laga Kar Kab Tak Gum Sum Betho Ge
Khamoshi Se Dam Ghut’ta Hai Cheyro Koi Baat WaSi

Aaj tO Us Ka Chehra B kuch Badla Badla Lagta Hai
Mosam Dadla Dunya Badli Badal Gaye Halaat WaSi

Mere Ghar Khushbu Ka Yeh Raqs Usi Ke Dam Se Hai
Us Ke Sath Chali Jaye Gi Phulon Ki Baraat WaSi

Chor Wasi Ab Us Ki Yadein Tujh Ko Pagal Kar Dain Gi
To Qatra Hai Wo Darya Hai Dekh Apni Auqaat WaSi….!!!!
MujhE AadaT Nahi HaR aeK pE mAr
MitNe Ki
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uSmE bAaT hi kuch Aesi tHi Ke DiLnE SocHnE ki Bhi MoHLaT Na Di.
Mousam B Kitna Pyara Hai
Karti Ye Hawayen kuch Ishara Hai
Zara Samjho Inki Zazbaaton Ko
Kisi Chahne Wale Ne DiLse Aapko
Pukara Hai.
Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae.
Paperz hon mgr result na aye,

Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,
Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,

Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,

Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,

Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,

Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,

Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.

Aur

Light ay magar wapas na jaey.

Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.
Ge0 pakistani students . .
Hum jugnoo thay hum titli thay
Hum rang birangay panchi thay
kuch mah-o-saal ki jannat mein
MAAN hum dono bhi sanjhi thay

Main chota sa ik bacha tha
Teri ungli tham k chalta tha
Tu door nazr se hoti thi
Main ansu ansu rota tha

Ik khawbon ka roshan basta
Tu roz mujhay pehnati thi
Jab darta tha main raton ko
Tu apnay sath sulati thi

MAAN tu ne kitnay barson tak
Is phool ko seencha hathon se
Jeevan k gehray bhaidon ko
Main samjha teri baton se

Main tere hath k takiay par
Ab bhi raat ko sota hoon
MAAN! Main chota sa ik bacha
Teri yaad main ab bhi rota hoon...
Hamara Tazkara Chorho, Hum aisy loog hain jinhain

Nafrat kuch nahin kehti, Wafa'ain maar daite hain.. !
lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye ga
kuch hi dino main tera result aa jaye ga..
dua ker ley .
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tu koi amir khan nahi jo



all is well keh kr top kr jaye ga...:P
dedicate to all students..
'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Mile ~~
~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath Miley ~
~~ Terey Lab Se Tapken Jo Bondien ~~
~~ Unhien Merey Laboon Ka Saath Miley ~~
~~ kuch Tum Bhi Behkey Behkey Se kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa Tari Ho ~~
~ Her Pal Mien Chaey Madhosi ~
~~ Ek Aisi Raat Hamari Ho ~~
~~ Phir Tum Aao Meri Bahoon Me ~~
~~ Mien Piyar Keron Tujhey Jee Bhar Ke ~~
~~ Tum Mujhse Thora Sharma Jao ~~
~ Sharma Ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~
~~ Mien Jitna Tumko Piyar Keroon ~~
~~ Tum Itna Betab Ho Jao ~~
~~ Hamien Piyar Ke kuch Lamhat Milien ~~
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Miley ~~
Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ?
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Pathan: kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!

har kisi ko meri tarhan rehm dil mat samjhna faraz;

kuch log sinny me pathar bi rakhte han,

ye mumkin nhi k sab log hi badal jaty hein

kuch halaat k saancho me bhi dhall jaty hein

khali hathon ko kbhi ghor sy dekha hy Faraz

kis tarha log lakeeron sr nikal jaty hein