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Janaza Mera

Janaza Mera Uth Raha Tha,

Phir B Takleef Thi Unko Aanay Mai,

Bewafa Masjid Mai Baithay Poch Rahay Thay,

Aur kitni Dair Hai khanay Mai.

Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W.W.) Said

Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W.W.) Said
“Jo Shakhs Dastar Khawaan Say
khanay K Giray Huy Tukray
Utha Kar Khaay Gah
Woh Khabi Tanag Das Nahi Ho Gah
Uss Ki Olad Or Olad Ki Olaad Kaam
Aqqli Say Mehfooz Rehti Hai
Referenxe
Adab-E-Taam.

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha

rhe the,

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namak kam lga...

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1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...

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Sb baithe rahe...

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Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,

tino behosh ho gye...

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)

Muj Ko Chor Kar Janay Wale

Muj Ko Chor Kar Janay Wale

Mera Dil Dokhanay Wale

Bin Bataye Tm Kahan Chalay Gaye Ho

Ab To Mere Khawabon Mein Bi Bus Tum He Atay Ho

Agar Tum Is Eid Pr Na Aye

To Mera Kia Banay Ga?

Main Kis Tarah Ye Eid Guzaron Ga?

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Aye Mere Ghar Se Baghay Howe Qurbani K Pyare
Bakray Plz Wapis Aa Jao Naa…

Sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi

Sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi.. sub Mehman intizar kr rahe thy k kab sheikh sb khanay ka bolen gey.. Raat k 2 baj gaye to sheikh sb se bhi raha na gaya .. unho ne garamjoshi se kaha.. sub 4,4 ho ker beth jayen..sub mehman khush ho gay k khana khulney wala hy.. phir sheikh sb ne sub k agay Tash pattay rakh diye k khelo

reporter and pathan

Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.

Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.

2013 kay elections

Tou Ajj Qoum ny Sabit kr dia
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Vote Shair da
Ty Khaal Shoukat khanam di

bhai Pakistanio!

Lo bhai Pakistanio!
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Khoon to Zardari choos gaya,
Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga…
OR
Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke…

ferrari ki sawari

Boy : Wts ur name?
Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti
Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun
Girl : Shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color pasand he khanay me biryani pasand he....

cartoon

Q dil tum se milna chahte hy?
Q dil tum ko dykhana chahta hy?
Q dil tum se bt krna chahta hy?
QK
“Dil to bacha hy g”
or Bacho ko cartoon pasand hen..

pathan bhe!!!!!!

Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?

Pathan:AMROOD khanay

Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;

pathan. pata ha:

Main AMROOD sath laya hon..

wapda

1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya?

Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita

Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .

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