kare SMS Messages512 messages

Lab Pe Aati Hy Dua Ban K Tammana Meri

Sim band Ho Jaye Allah kare Teri

Duur Dunya Main Chamakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye

Jo Mujhe Sms Na kare Us Ka Rung Kala Ho Jaye

Ho Mera Kaam In Faqeero''n Ko Sms Kerna

In Kanjuso''n Ghareebo''n Ka Inbox Bharna

Mere Allah Inhain Bhi Gairat Aa Jaye

Ye Sms Parhte Hii In Ka Bhi Sms Aa Jaye . .
As by xperience my advice 4u friends-

have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,

1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis

and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do?

Hey Wait.I''m getting a call from katrina kaif….
Aao Aaj Hum Wada Karain K




Zindagi Bhar Pyar karenge




Wafa karenge




Mohabbat karenge




Sirf Aur Sirf















Pakistan Se ;->
Yamraj ne BHUKAMP bheja

Chitragupt : Maharaj aapne bhukamp kyu bheja

Yamraj : Kya kare...
March ending hai TARGET pura karna hai...!!!
Humari Dosti Tab Khatam Ho Gi
Jab 1 Gunga Phone karega
1 Behri Ko Batane K Liye K
1 Andhe Ne Dekha
1 Langre Ko Daurty Huey
1 Ganje K Peeche Us K Baal Kaatne K Liye ;->
Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten karey, Hansi Mazaq karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!

Boy-Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye!
Aishwariya
Preety
kareena
In teeno''n Main Se Kisi Ko
Hona Hoga Mera Zarur


Main Janta Hoon Nahi Hai
Itni Auqaat Meri



Lekin


Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K
Tamana Meri ... ;->
Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
1.Memon Badmashi Kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga.
3.Muhajir Hukumat Karyga.4 Punjabi Ghairat Karyga.
5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar karega
A Friend Gives A Barrel Full Of FEVICOL To His Friend On His Birthday.
What Does This Friend Who Receive The Gift Sing ???
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..

Dushman Na kare Dost Ne Woh Kaam Kiya Hai
Umra Bhar Ka GUM Humai''n Inaam Diya Hai ... ;->
Rabb kare Sade Yaar Muskraunde Rehen,
Sohnia Nu Tarpaunde Rehen,
Yara Nal Mehfila V Launde Rehan,
Kuri Na Fase Koi Gal Ni, Customer Care Nal Kam Chalaunde Rehan.
Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,
5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?

ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D
Wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.

Husband: Bhagwan kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!