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HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????
kYuNkI kIsI nE MuJhSe kaHa kI PaGaLo kO NeEnD NaHi aAtI. IsLiYe mAiNe SoCh kI AbHi PaTa kaR lU

kyUnki AaP BaHuT akkALMaND HaI Na !!!!!

Aao Aaj Hum Wada Karain K

Aao Aaj Hum Wada karain k

Zindagi Bhar Pyar karenge

Wafa karenge

Mohabbat karenge

Sirf Aur Sirf

Pakistan Se ;->

Agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo

Agar Tum 90 Baar koi Gunaah karo
Phir Bhi Sirf 45 Baar Pakre Jaoge . . .

Batao kyun . . . ? ? ?

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Because

Sin 90 = Cot (Caught) 45 ;->

Man Comes Home& Start Shouting

Man Comes Home& Start Shouting
Pack Ur Bags
I Just Won 10 Million In Lottery

Wife : Do I Pack For Beach n Resort . . .

Man : Who Cares, Just Pack & Get Lost . . .

Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Dark ;-> Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Dark ;->

The Seven Modern

The Seven Modern Sins: politics without principles, pleasures
without conscience, wealth without work, knowledge without
character, industry without morality, science without humanity, worship without sacrifice.

Ye Mashvara Pehly b kai Bar suna hy

Ye Mashvara Pehly b kai Bar suna hy

AaTa nai milta to khaya karo Sooji

Serkar ki is Soch pe kehny lagay Loog

Andhay ko Andheray may bari door ki Sooji ;->

Lawyer:

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

True relatives always

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

The Equation of Marriage:

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 kiss

7 kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao

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