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Din ko chain nai
raat ko aaram nai
G na lage kahi.
kya yahi pyaar hah??

Yeh to garmi ki
shuruwat hai
nahana suru karo.

Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas

Height of bad luck-

A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n

dies because of
BIRD FLU

Few Sweetest kisses...

loveliest kiss: on cheeks..

Romantic kissL on lips..

Hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer...

Yakeen nahi to try kar lena....

Few Sweetest kisses...

Few Sweetest kisses...

loveliest kiss: on cheeks..

Romantic kissL on lips..

Hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer...

Yakeen nahi to try kar lena....

I really deeply

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch

Aap Achy

Aap

Achy

Imandaar

Sundur

Samjhdar

khobsurat

Dimagh wale

Ho....
.
.
.
.Pata karo ye afwahen kon phela raha hai..?

Pakistani ki awaam

Pakistani ki awaam ko kitni khushiyan milli . . . ?

1. bijli jane k baad bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mei khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.

3. sare din k baad raat k 11 baje gas aane ki khushi.

4. bazar se shopping kar k bomb blast se bach kar zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . ;-

Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?

Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?

Think

Think Hard . . .

Quite Easy . . .

Aray Idiot

Bitches Aur kaun . . . ;->

Q : If Parvati & Tulsi Are Running ….!

Q : If Parvati & Tulsi Are Running ….!

What Song Shud Be Played In D Back Ground …. ???

Think

Welll

It Willl

“Race Saaso’n ki” ;->

Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : khaane Main kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum kha k So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->

Mjhe Pata Hai

Mjhe Pata Hai Tum Aaj Bhi Usay Pasand kerte Ho

Wo Aaj Bhi Tumhain Chahti Hai

Jab Bhi Tum Us ki Gali Main Jaate Ho

Tou Wo Bhonk Bhonk kr Apna Pyar Jatati Hai

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