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A man loses everything

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I kNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"

Height of Adab

Height of Adab
Main sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ata hun
k kahin teacher ye na kahen
k agay sa jawab data hai . . . .:D

Kamzor Dil Wale Ye Msg Na Parhe''n ,

kamzor Dil Wale
Ye Msg Na Parhe''n ,
Na Amal kare''n
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Bhaiyo''n "Geo Super" Pe
Pak v/s Aus Mtach
ki Highlights Aa Rahi Hyn . . . =P;)

Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka

kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match ka

Ek Hamary 11 Players khassi

Aur

Unka Ek

"Mike Hussey" :-)

Most Innocent & Heart Touching

Most Innocent & Heart Touching
lines said by a Truely Loving Girl
to her lover boy friend at Break up

kuttay kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
khabis Insan... ;->

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J

kuttay kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
khabis Insan... ;->

HaHa HaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHa

HaHa
HaHaHa
HaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

kuch Nahi
Aise Hi "Last Over"
Yaad Aa Gaya
Ajmal ka . . . =P =D

Shadi Main Larki Ko

Shadi Main Larki ko Itna kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?

Any Guess?

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Ok

I''ll Tell You...

MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)

When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,

When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.

Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain k:

Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,

Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)

Teacher To Pathan:

Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?

Pathan Proudly Says: In khyber Pakhtonkhua

Teacher: Spell It.

Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)

GREAT INDIANS:

GREAT INDIANS:

When Power Goes Off in US,
They call Power House.

In China,
They Check Fuse

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But in India,

First thing is To check Neighbor''s House.

"Sabki Gayi Hai Na?"
Buss!

Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping k Liye Jaayenge.

Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.

Wife: kyo?

Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :

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