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shadi k doosre din beti apni maa se

Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:

Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,

Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh hote Rehte hain.

Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?

girls top 10 lies

GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES

1.I miss u
2.I m single
3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon
4.Main cozin se baat kr rhi thi
5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7.Main duusri larkio''n jesi nhi
8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata
9.Sab larke ek jese hotey hyn
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao''n gi tmhare bina.
Send to girls
So they can laugh
Coz
They knw its true ... =P =D

kutte ke chaar pair q hote he??

Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??

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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?

do sheikh hotel main

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?

1 dehaati ne 5 star hotel mai

1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.

Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.

Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:

"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)

bilkul apne chhote bhai ki tarah

Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe

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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!

larkian bhi masjid me namaz parhne ati

Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi hote . .=P;-)

(Bolo hote na)

plz ignore mat karen

PLZ IGNORE MAT KAREN.

EK BACHA JO BOHT CHHOTA HAI
Q K BACHAY CHhote hote HEN.

US BECHARE KO APNI POTTY DHONI NAHI ATI

HUM LOG ROZANA KITNE FUZOOL MSGS KARTE HEN

PLZ EK YE MSG B SUB KO FORWARD KAREN TAKAY.

KOI USKI POTTY DHULA SAKAY..
SHUKRIA... =P ;->

dost ban ker bhi nah

Dost Ban Ker Bhi Nahi
Saath Nibhany Wala

Wo Hi Andaaz Hy Zalim
Ka Zamaney Wala

Tere hote Huey Aa Jati
Thi Saari Dunya

Aaj Tanha Hon Tu Koi
Nahi Aane Wala

Muntazir Kis Ka Hon
Tuuti Hui Dehleez Pe Main

Kon Aaye Ga Yahan Kon
Hy Aane Wala

Tum Takalluf Ko Bhi
Ikhlas Samajhte Ho ''FARAZ''

Dost Hota Nahi Har
Haath Milane Wala ...

aik pal mein khareed letey hai

aik pal mein khareed letey hain jo dil ki basti ko...

faraz

wo log dekhne mein aaksar gareeb hotey hain...

kon kehta hai sitary baray hote hain

Kon kehta hai Sitary baray hote hain "Faraz"
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Hum ne tu parha tha....
Twinkle twinkle little stars....?!?;-)

i know its your birt

I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS

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