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KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa
AchA AdMi NaHe hotA

AgR YeAh bI MaaN LaIn kY wo bHoAt

bUrA AdMi hY tU pHiR bI uSs Ny

AcHa kAm kIa ky

Aik bUrY AdMi ko kHaTm kIa
Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka

2 - Fail hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara

3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal

4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye

6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana

7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-
1 Saab Nay Apni Shadi Ki Movie Reveres

Chala Kar Daki

Wo Dekna Chata Ta K Adami "Azad"


hotay Waqt Kasy Lagta Hay...
Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...





Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga.
After The Blast At MARRIOT hotel
Goverment Is Thinking
Of Suggesting A New
Name For The
Demolished
MARRIOT hotel



















"Shaheed MARRIOT BHUTTO" ... ;->
Research K Mutabiq
Larkia''n Larko''n Se Zyada
Mehanti hoti Hyn








Kyun k










100 Me Se 10
Larkia''n Naturaly
Khubsurat hoti Hyn

Aur Baqi



Apni Mehnat Se ... ;->
Teacher: Hero Bhadur hota Hai, Heroin

Khubsurat hoti Hai, Tum Kia Banna Chahtey Ho?

Bhadur Ya Khubsurat?

Student: Dono, Yani..




"Heroinchi"
Larki Doctor Se
Main Jub Cigrette Peeti Hun To Ajeeb Becheni Si
hoti Hai Main Pehla Kash Leti Hun To Apne Shoes
Utar Deti Hun Dosre Kash Main Socks,

Teesray Kash May Shirt Utar Dayte Hon
Or Chotay Main.....
Dr: Yeh Lo G0LD LEAF Or
Tafseel Say Batao... :P :D ;->
U
Know
Students
Ki
Kab
Eid
hoti
Hai
















Jab Teachers Chutti Karty Hain
BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi

Or Tumhen Chhoti MuNNi Gift de kr jAyegi

BEtA: Abbu ChutyA mAt bAnAyen,

HospitAL jAyen AmMi ki

DeL¡vEry hoNE wALi hy ;->
Arz kiyA hAi . . .

ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE sitAM




WAh WAh







ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE SitAM








wAh wAh




KhudA ki KAsAM
EID khAtAm... :d ;->
Shrminda Tb Nhi hoty
Jb Zuban Se Buri Bat Nkal Jaye
Or Shrmnda Hm Tb B Nhi hote
Jb Dil Se Kisiki Yad Nkal Jaye
Arey
Shrmndagi To Us Wqt hoti Hy
Jb Shadi Me Khamoshi Ho
Or
ZOR SE PAAD Nkal Jaye :P ;->