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Few Sweetest kisses...

loveliest kiss: on cheeks..

Romantic kissL on lips..

hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer...

Yakeen nahi to try kar lena....
1 Chotey Bache Ne Darwaza Khola Aur Apni Behan
K BoFrnd Ko Dekh Ker Masumiat Se Bola:

"Aap Roz Baji Se Milne Aa Jate Hyn, Kia Aap Ki
Apni Baji Nahi Hyn" ;->
Diner: Watch out! Your thumb is in my soup!

Waiter: Don''t worry, Sir, it''s not that hot!
Har Yug Me Aisa hota Hai,
Har Student Ishq Me Khota Hai,
Padhayi Reh Jati Hai Sirf Dikhave Ki,
Aur Fir Haal-E-Dil Mark Sheet Par Bayan hota Hai


+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674

~ Tum BiN ~
Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Dr:
Aaisa Kab hota Hai?

Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Dr:
Aaisa Kab hota Hai?

Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
One persn asks to another
bhai yeh khushi kya hoti hai..?
second person replies..p
ata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
"jab hum nikale gali se woh din thi holi,
meri jan-e-maan nind se jagi aur aankhey kholi,
me jab guzara uske ghar se woh chillayi aur boli,
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hailla!!!
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Kya insaan ke bachhe aise bhi hote hai??
Very Strange . . .

Sindh , Punjab Aur Balochistan
Ka
Cheif Minister

hota Hy















Jab K N.W.F.P
Ka

"hoti" Hy . . . [,"]
Ek choti makkhi badi ghass kee makkhi ko kaise propose maregi ?



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socho...







Aye Grass-Hopper Mujhe Pyaar To Kar
Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?





Ajit: Cha Ling Chu.








Robert: Cha Ling Chu kyoon?









Ajit: oh dear robert, tumhe pata nahi," Duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai! "-

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Haseen Wadiyo’n Main




Dilkash Baagho’n Main




Aap Jesa













1 Keeda Zarur hota Hy ;->