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“EID” Is An Event When We Share

“EID” Is An Event When We Share

Our Joys And Happiness With

Our Special Ones.

So On This Happy Event How

I Can Forget My Special Ones.

Accept My Hearteous Regards

And Congrats To U And Ur All Family Members

At home.

I Wish That This EID Will Bring Prosperity

And Unity For U And Ur Family

And Also For The Whole Muslim Community

In All Over The World.

Happy Eid-Ul-Azha

If u hav someone to live for

A house is built by hands..
but a home is built by hearts !
u can live without something..
if u hav someone to live for !
HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..

Pakistani And American

Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

We live in a "COUNTRY"

We live in a "COUNTRY"

1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!

Spread the awareness the change v need,

Wake up PAKISTAN

There would be a great hustle bustle

There would be a great hustle bustle
in your home of course today is
the important for a great personality
yes, I’m talking about you,
my dear enjoy every single moment of today…
Happy Birthday dear!

Wat did Clinton say

Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.

Sardar letter to Bill Gates

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 – I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS home, As I Use
PC At home

4 – Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS … ;->

A house is built by hands..

A house is built by hands..
But a home is built by hearts!
u can live without something..
if u hav someone to live for!
HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..

jb choty thay.

Jab chote the tab bade hone ki badi
tamana thi
magar ab pata chala ki adhure EHSAS
aur tute SAPNE se
achche adhura homeWORK aur tute
KHILONE the.

miss you

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!

Totey khelony

jb chotay the tb bhare hony ki
Bri chahti the..

Par ab pta chala

K..

Adhuray ehsas or totay sapnu se

Adhury homework or
Totay khelony
Ache thay..

HUSBAND vs WIFE

As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

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