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Sunnys Teacher Sent

Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father

2 Married Men Talking-

2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

Height Of Maska

Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your homework

Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College

Don''t Love Reliance Girl

Don''t Love Reliance Girl

She Is A 2yrs Warrenty Girl

Don''t Love Hutch Girl

She Follows U Where Ever You Go

So Love Only Landline Girl

She Will Be At home.

Catch her by her waist

Catch her by her waist

Bring her home

Keep your hand on her neck

Put your lips on her lips

And have a nice .....

Drink!

COCA COLA BuuRrrrrrrrrrrrr :)

Teacher: Did You Father Help

Teacher: Did You Father Help

You With Your homework?

Student: No,

He Did It All By Himself

I Don''t Cheat,

I Don''t Cheat,

I Just Change The Rules!

I Always Want To Rise Up,

But Gravity Brings Me Down!

GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY homeWORK

A hindhu in USA

A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!

A hindhu in USA

One Day I Saw Zardari

One Day I Saw Zardari At My home. . . .

I Asked My Father

"Dad Kutta Ghar Mein Rakhne

Se Rehmat K Frishtay Dakhil Nai Hotay"=P;->

Teacher Punishing The

Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->

Teacher Punishing The

Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->

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