girls SMS Messages146 messages

Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st?



When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke ;->
Imagine World Without girls


Roads Sunsaan,
Markets Viraan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan,
Bus Namaz & Quran.......

&

All Boys Direct Jannat-ul-Muqam
girls are like phones.
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u''ll be disconnected
Types of girls ( Computer Humor )
CD-ROM girls
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL girls
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK girls
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET girls
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA girls
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER girls
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM girls
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW girls
Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS girls
Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall
her you will lose everything
SERVER girls
Always busy when you need her
girls in diff languages


Arabi=hurma
Irani= dosheza
French=fure
Hindi=kania
Italian=amito
Maxican=monaro
German=amisa



In our sindh?

Haedi wah ji chhori aa,
Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student:WOW!
What Is Da Similarity Between girls & Mobile Phones ??

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Jitnay Pangay Lo Gaye , Utnay Functions Pata CHalein Gaye .;->
You r a dog.


kiyon bura kaga na???


tarr bura mat mano


Dog means
O=of
G=girls


Now u r smilling


Haans raha hai


Kutta kahin ka!...->
::::ARZ HAI::::

pink lips are the girls beauty

wah wah

pink lips r the girls beauty

& kissing them is the boys duty ;->
Boys have fun
by teasing
girls,Then girls cry
for few
minutes

girls have fun
by loving
boys

Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact...
girls word in diff language

Arabi.hurma
Irani.dosheza
French.fure
Hindi.kania
Italian.amito
Maxican.monaro
German.amisa

In our sindhi?

Hatit Wah ji chori aa!
Why Do girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?


Is It Real Or Due To make Up ? ? ?













All False








girls Look Beautifull Because










Boyz Have Good IMAGINATION . . . .