girls SMS Messages146 messages

''Gujranwala agr pyara na hota

Gulshan Iqbal Park ka nizara na hota

Bypass pr ishara na hota

Sialkoti drwazy ka shara na hota

Pace pr janay ka mode dobara na hota

Bashir k dal chawal ka swad krara na hota

sb Sattelite Town girls Collage ka ksoor hai

wrna Gujranwala ka koi larrka aawara na hota("

Geo Gujranwala''
''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??

G=GHOST
I=IN
R=REAL
L=LIFE

SO AVOID girls AND SEND ME HERR NUMBERS
I''M PROFESSIONAL
GHOST RIDER''
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
girls ARE LIKE...

girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
JAisa K aap Sub MUSLIMS ko pata hay K MAHE RAMZAN start ho gaya hai,

Tu Ais LIye Ap Apney Mobile Mein save tamam Dirty Jokes,Pic msgz orr girls k Numbers
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KArnay say pehlay Mujhe Farward Kar day
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Thanks A Lot
Just Imagine Life Without girls:

The Result--

Markets Silent

Streets Empty

The Police at rest

ALL mobile companies in loss

No sms

No Flowers

No Valentine''s

No candles

No Perfumes

No travleing

ALL THe MEN Direct To HEAVEN.
girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with Handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro
Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich girls
My Debit card

Beautiful girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi
A Boy got Job in girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?

Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?
In Pakistan Survey Report to me

How many girls want to meet HamY

Survey Results

YES: 9%
NO: 0%

91%: Sapne na dikhao hamari aisi kismat kahan