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Na Hawa Na Maya hai,

Ehsas tumhi Ka Aya Hai,

Humein Bhi Msg Kar K Dekh Lo,

COMPANY ne Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumharay GIRL friend K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.....
1st friend : My wife converted me to religion.

2nd friend : Really?

1st friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.
Failure is not only

when ur girl friend leavz u.

But Its when

u dont try for her friend.
A Boy ToLd his friend, "Yar Aik Lrki Mujh ko Hans K Dekh rahi hai"

Frnd: Sahi se Dekh, Hans k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k Hans Rahi hai..
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........
A Boy Told His friend. "Yaar Ek Larki Mujhe Hans k Dekh Rahi hai......"

friend Replied. "Abay Sahi Se Dekh....... Hans K Dekh Rahi hai Ya Dekh Ker Hans Rahi hai" ;->
There''s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence .

You can kiss your girlfriend its Confidence .. Only you can kiss your girldfriend is Over-Confidence
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best friend

& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->
Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->
what is depth of frendship?
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ITS when your best freind runs with your lover and you miss your best friend.
We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank
Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????



Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-


Shocked .....


Why


Lemme Explain.....!!!

"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS