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A Solid Reason for

A Solid Reason for having two girlfriend at one time:

Monopoly is alwayz Damaging

&

Competition improves services and
Increses Performance!

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job.

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hors Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->

A Sales Man Tired Of His

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hours Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->

Impact of Movies:

Impact of Movies:

Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai

to impress his girlfriend!! !

Special Offer! Now

Special Offer! Now get daily 500 FREE MINUTES!
This offer is for ALL Numbers of girls from 9pm - 9am.
To activate sms "Your girlfriends no" to 03212535512... ;->

Pappu excitedly announced

Pappu excitedly announced to hi friends
"I will tell you all something....." All his
friends gathered around himto hear what
he would tell. What did Pappu tell them?
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A) "Something"... ;->

Pappu excitedly announced

Pathan Apni Girl

Pathan Apni Girl friend K Sath Date Par Gya ;Or Aishta Se Bola " Mre Dil Mei Ek Bat Ha Magar Kehte Howe Ghbrata Hoon ."
Girl : Keh Do
Pathan : I Really ...... I Really Love ...... I Really Love Your Brother ..

Friendship is a "Give And Take

friendship is a "Give And Take" Relationship.

I Hope u Agree with me with this...

So....

Give me A Treat & Take me to a Movie... so simple...

God Is So Wise That

God Is So Wise That he Created friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...

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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar...... ;->

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy says, thanks for the warning!

There are only 5 things

There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.

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