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Once during the tea break

Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?

socho.....

socho socho.........

coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-

what did clive

what did clive lloyd say to michael holding during a presentation ceremony??

i am cliverly holding the mike..and speaking lloydly..

During a mArAthon...

during a mArAthon...
A persOn felL in tHe ditCh aNd stiLl cAme 1st..!
hOw??
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cOz eVeRy 1 said
''''aa pOpat,pOpat''''...

so he becAme a pOpAt aNd flEw AwAy...!

And cAme 1st..!

Why We Dont Study

Why We Dont Study The Whole Semester
&
Spen Sleepless Nights during Exams . . . .?

coz

Sahil K Sukoon Se
Humain In Kaar Nahi
Magar Tuufano''n Se Kashti
Nikalne Ka Maza Aur Hy . . . ;->

True relatives always

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

Professor

Professor: I Dont Mind When Students Look At Their Watch during Lectures . . .

But

It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
It''s Working ;->

During School Days

during School Days KARAN JOHAR Was D Class Representative.

One Day Teacher Asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class,

And He Replied

22 Girls,

33 Boys And Me"

Only True Friends

Only True Friends Stand By You
during Bad Tyms. . .

I Promise You

I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->

1 Day A Man Called His 6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd

1 Day A Man Called His
6 Childrn 2gethr n Askd
"Now Tell Me, Who''s
Been Mst Obedient
during Lst Week n Did
Evrythng Mummy Askd?"

All Answr In 1 Voice
"U, Daddy" ;->

According To A New Study ....

According To A New
Study ....

''''Students That Snore
Get Lower Grades ... ''''

Especially

''''If They Are Snoring
In The Class during
Lectures ...'''' ;->

A Police Recruit

A Police Recruit Was Asked during Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"

He Said, "Call For Backup.".

Life Is A Card Game

Life Is A Card Game

during d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards

&

during 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->

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