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IMAGINE:We Meet after a LoNg Time and We aRe TalKing In Ur Room at Nite n No One at Home.

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Then Ur Handphone RiNgs Downstairs.
I asK U2 Come BacK after The Call&U Promise Me!
Person On Call
Tels U Dt I died Last Nite.


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Would U Come BacK2 Ur Room As Promised?

Reply Wd Reason.
A Beggar''s Brother died, But The Man Who died Had No Brother

How Could This Be...?

Answers :-

The Beggar Was A Female
Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has died!

Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.

At 50th Floor He Remembers,

I Dont Hav A Daughter.
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My Wife died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I''m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D
Sardar thought "LOL" mean
"lots of love".

So 1 Day His Friend''s Mother died
he Sent it in da Following txt
''''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'''':-D
Solve this puzzle :-

Wen bullet was fired on Dog,

Tiger died.

Why?

Think

To Know the Answer just SMS me.. :)
"I studied everything but never topped,
But today the toppers of the best
universities are my employees"
-Bill Gates
ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING..
Have ur own... ;->
Gud morning.........Kindly observe SILENCE for 2 minutes in
the memory of of of those poor mosquitoes who died last night
after sucking ur blood.THANKS


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..