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Pappu to chinese

Pappu to chinese - Tu american
hai?
.
chinese - No, I am chinese..
.
... ... pappu- Nahi, tu American hi hai...
.
chinese - No, I am chinese..
.
pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
American hi
hai tu..
.
chinese - Acha yaar, Main
American Hu..
Khush..?
.
pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chinese
lagta hai.

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

~ S t r a n g e ~

~ S t r a n g e ~

When Written In chinese
The Word "Crisis"
Is Composed Of Two
Characters
One Represent "Danger"
n
The Other Represent
"Opportunity" (:

Giving Your Son A

Giving Your Son A
Skill
Is Better Than Giving
Him
One Thousand Pieces
Of Gold ...

~ chinese Saying ~

Train main 1 macha

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
.
.
.
.
.
Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

Life has so much 2

Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

American. Chinese. Pakistani.

American.
chinese.
Pakistani.
Chand par ponch gay
3no ne nechay jhank kar dekha to zamen pr 1 lambi line nazr aye.
American ye funelait ki building he
chinese nhi ye
Dewar-E-Cheen he.
Pakistani paglo na ye koi building he or na koi dewar

ye pakistan mai UTILITY STORE k bahir aata lena walo ki line hay.

Urdu Pashto Chinese Hindi

Urdu
Pashto
chinese
Hindi
ki bemisal kamiyabi k bad ab..
Faraz in english.

This is this and What is what Faraz..

If this is what then what is this Faraz?

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :
"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,

In AFRICA,
people didn''t know what FOOD is !

chinese didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!

''Why''d the

''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''

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