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Koi Takleafday cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .

Awo Sub Mil Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain . .=P;->

Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife

Wo Kya cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?

Socho ?

Ans-SHANTI

Q: Ghairat kia hai.

Q: Ghairat kia hai..?

A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->

Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried

Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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K.
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Har cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..

LUNCH AUR DINNER

Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.

Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!

Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Her Khirki,
Her Deewar,
Her Meenar,
Her cheez ko Dekha,

Aur Kaha

Maa Qasam,

Sab Filmi Hai. :-)

izzat to anay jane

"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi cheez hAi "PAppu" , , ,

BuS BAndA BegAirAt hOnA chAhiye . . . :p :d ;->

teacher zinda rehne

Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???

Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->

wo kia cheez hy jo

Wo Kia cheez Hy
Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??

Guess??

Come On Yar?

Sakoon

aik pathan dosry se

Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya cheez Hai

Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri

Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra

"Demag" Yar..... :->

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