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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .


Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala
1 Angraiz PAKISTAN aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad wo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya sekha?

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Angraiz ne kaha
"BiJLI chalI GAYI"
"BiJLI A GAYI"
BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "



wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan...."




Sorry, abhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gaie.
Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy

Ta K Factrian chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon

K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko

Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P

Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->


Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

chalo thanks bolo;-)
"Barish ka Zamana hai" :-)

"Musam bi SUHANA hai" :-)

"Ek do sMs to kro" :-) :-)

"Kiya balance ko 2010 tak chalana hai?" *"*"*"*"
Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon?


I Miss u..?

I Like u..?

OR

I Need u..?
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chal bay


Sms package khatam karna Hota hai...is liye:-
Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge
Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, chalo jaldi se NAHA LO
Ek hindu fauji ne jahaz se chalang lagaty huye kaha "JAI KALI MATA KI".

Kali Mata ne kaha: "chal TERI MAA KI" Ab to main bhi Fair & Lovely lagati hon.