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Hello, this is GOD

Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

Teri yAad se 1

Teri yAad se 1 Lamha nahi hai khali
Tu phool hai GARDEN ka hum uske hain maali.
Tumhe chaye ka shoq hai aur hum hain pyali.
Tu paer hai khajur ka main hon daali.
Dekha kitni mohabbat hai puri nazam banali
Mujhe malum hai apki koi to majburi hogi
Jo aap ne itne kam peson mein Apni Izzat LOotwali............ ;->

2 Frnds AapAs

2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...

1 kehtA hy k Tu chutiyA hy,
DosrA kehtA hy k Tu chutiyA hy...

S.H.O dono ko pAkAr kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy,
cAse court mei jAtA hy,
Judge kehtA hy Aj k cAse mei kon chutiyA hy ye SAabit hogA
SaAre GAwAhon Or SAbooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is cAse mei 3 chutiye hAin..

1- Ye S.H.O jo chutiyApe wALA cAse LAyA..

2- MAin jo chutiyon kA FAisLA kArne bethA hon..

3- Yeh chutiyA jo chutiyApe wALA SMS pArh rAhA
hy...... :p ;->

Gadho ki rac

Gadho ki race ....
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FIRE..

msg baad me padh lena
B. . . .H. . . .A. . . .G. . . . . . .
warna trophy koi aur le jayega....

Hi hw r u

Hi hw r u..
R u free this Sunday? can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?

coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of

ZOO. We got all the animals except u

I Like Grapes

I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz...

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

cum''on yar,

Its just A

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Fact.

Pakistan Post Office

Pakistan
Post
Office
Ne
ALTAF HUSSAIN
Ki Tasveer
Wali
Stamp
Jaari
Kar
Di
He!
Awam
Parechan
Hen
K
Thook
Kis
Taraf
Lagaee
Jaye!!

Hi, How r u

Hi, How r u?
Are u free Tomorrow?
can u come to me, Bcoz Tomorow we r Opening a New

"MENTAL HOSPITAL"
Admission Free, Special offer 4 u... ;->

Fanta Piyo

Fanta Piyo,
Pepsi Piyo,
Marinda Piyo
coke Piyo,
Dew Piyo,
Pani Piyo,Piyo Aur Piyo
Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers Sirf 99 Rupai Main

Ur Time Is Over

Yamraj:Ur Time Is Over.
Boy:Is There Anyway To Escape?

Yamraj:If U can Kiss D 1 Who Is Reading This Msg!

Boy:che..Yack..Thu..
I Prefer To Die

Dekho mere sms ka kamal

Dekho mere sms ka kamal

Ghanti Baji

Bweaqoof ne Mob Uthaya

ab Bewaqoof SMS parh raha hai

Wah kya baat hai...

Muskara kar soch raha hai k kis ko farward karay

Abey O Egg K

Abey O Egg K chilke !
Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !
Ublay Hue
AALOO !
Murghi K
chooze !
Africa K
Bandar!

Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bura Lagta Hai Yar!

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