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How Pakistani Professors speak english:

How Pakistani
Professors speak
english:

1)don''t dare talk in front
of my back!
2)both of you three get
out of the class!
3)take 5 cm wire of any length!
4)All of u stand in a
straight circle!
5)Be quiet..The principke
just passed away
6)Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here

Munna bahi:-yeh doctor

Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
karte hai?

circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.

Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student:WOW!

PATHAN to Doctor: Mujh ko 1 problem hy

PATHAN to Doctor:
Mujh ko 1 problem hy

DOcTOR:
Khy?

Pathan:
Baat krte waqt Aadmi
dikhaai nhi deta.

Doctor:
Esa Kab hota hay?

Pathan:
Phone krte waqt.

Hun jaisay PAPPU BACHAY Khubsutar

Hun jaisay PAPPU
BAcHAY Khubsutar
Bachiyoon ki amaanat
hain.

Apnay Aap Ko expired
AUNTIES Ki pohanch se
duur rakhein.

Wizart-e-Poondi.

Yar apki Eik Photo Chahiye,

Yar apki Eik Photo
chahiye,

Kitab Per Lagani Hai,

Kitab Ka NaaM Hai,

" QaBaR Ka AaZaB".

FILM; "Destroy Pakistan "

FILM;

"Destroy Pakistan "

Hero:

President Bush
co Hero:
Mushraf

Herion:
condlisa Rise

Villan:
Osama bin laden

Scripted in:
USA
Pakistan

character Actors:
N Shrif,Qazi,Imran,
Amin Fahim

Friendly y Apperance:
SAUDI king

comedien:
sheikh Rashid

Suporting Actor:

Hamiid Karzai,

Molana Fazal-ur-Rehmn

Considering his achievments of

considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,

Wheat

gas

power

suger

water

Musharaf has been
give the title of

Quaid-e-Qillat...!!!!!!!

Hum gaey un k ghar kaha

Hum gaey un k ghar kaha dil se dil mila lo,

Darvaza khola unki ami
nay,

Hum nay kaha aunti
bachon ko polio k kartray
pilva lo.>

Hamari life us waqt complete hoti hai,

Hamari life us waqt
complete hoti hai,

jab ap ho or mai ho,

or humary,

choty choty

pyary pyara

sweet sweet

cute cute

nanny munny

shararti shararti

!Sms!Hon!

Sorry ye msg tumey send

Sorry ye msg tumey send ho gya niche mat dekhna
niche ghalat salat likh
hua hai,

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"GHALAT -SALAT"

aik aurat apny baty

aik aurat apny baty ko prosi ky ghar chamcha lyne bhejgi hai.
beta ja kr wapis ata hai ur kehta hai wo nhi deti.
Aurat kheti hai ajkl ky loog ktny kanjoos ho gay hai.Beta jao ja kr almari sy apna nikal kr lao.

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