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Boy To His Girlfriend:Darling Maray Kaan Me Kuch Garam Sa,

Kuch Naram Sa,

Kuch Namkin Sa,

Kuch Mitha Sa Kaho.

Girlfrind Sharmatey Huway Boli:Halwa Pur
Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?
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cRIcKET TEAM WAPIS

AA RAHE HAI............
Always smile ok
Because

Your smile is so
captivating and so nice

Show me a sample





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oye hoye
SO cUTE!
Since our frndship started ...

There hv been so many times


WEN I DISTURBED U ...


IRRITATED U ...


FRUSTRATED U ...

Today i msg u just to say

"I''LL cONTINUE"!!
Santa : People Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..
Boy: BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.

Girl: LADKE aur AUTORIcKSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai..!
SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
cAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
cHRONIc FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIc LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)
When a apple is red its ready to pluck.
When a GIRL is 18 she''s ready to...
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dirty mind!!!
She is ready to VOTE!!!
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
EURO=79.50
US$=60.70
UAE=16.50
PST=117.00
Heart=.........??
What Is Rate Of My Precious Heart...??
Give Me The Rate (Must Reply)
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!