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check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...
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Nice Hai Na?
Agär Käho To Kal 4 D bhejun?
Aap ko meri taraf se
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Or mere tamam friends ki taraf se,
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Or mere office walo ki taraf se,
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Or 17 karor pakistanio ki taraf se.
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PONKA
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.


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Nice na...??
High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera choowa V Kho Laya..
Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...






A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON ..
Free call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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call customer care & Enjoy..!!
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Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes

Pane K Liye

Kya Karne Ka?

circuit-Simple Bhai,

www.smskp.com Likhne Ka
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ..
A golden message for youngsters....


A bright future cAN give u many beautiful girls....

But a beautiful girl cANNOT give u a bright future....