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Identification of Student

Identification of Student
1.Books in bag,Faisalabad
2.Books in hands,Sialkot
3.Rolled books in jeans,Lahore
4.Without books but mobile in hands,Karachi
We Rock

Teri sorat arz kya hay k

Teri sorat

arz kya hay k

teri sorat...

Teri sorat mere dil mai kuch is tra se bus gai

Jese chotay say drwazay main moti anti phas gai..

Beemar shohar:

Beemar shohar:
MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..
Biwi: Wo kiun..?
Shohar: Roz subah ''Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,
''Ghore ki trah bhag k ofice jata hun,
ghaday ki trah kaam krta
hun,
Ghar aa k sub par kutte ki trah bhonkta hun,
Aur

Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..

Larki ya larka Jab

Larki ya larka Jab 18 SaL K Hote He To Unhe Kis cheez Ki Zarorat Hoti He?

Nhi Pata?

Qasam Se Nhi Pata?

To Phir Suno

N.I.c Ki.

Ticket Checkr to

Ticket checkr to sardar in Train:''Ticket dikhao''
Sardar:Ye lo''

T.T:''Ye to purana Ticket hai.''

Sardar:''to train kya abhi Showroom se nikali hai....??

Law of Love is drived from newton''s law

Law of Love is drived from newton''s law

Evrey bad boy cntinues to do taram taari unless

a thapar or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovly lady

Åward øf (2@@9) _!_ <( )> ) | ( !!!!!!!!

Åward øf
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!!!!!!!!

*MußÅRÅK HØ*
ÅcHE sMs Krne
P Åp Kø
ÅWÅRD ØF ßEST sMs Sndr
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Ye SMS Mje Aya Socha apko Btadon

tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE)

tEachEr (sTuDeNt sE): tUM kAFI nA-LaIyak hO.
JuB hAM sTuDeNt tHaY tO kAFi kAbIL tHAY.

StUdEnTs:sIR, aApko tEachEr kAbIL MILay hOn Ge,TaBhI AaP kABIL ThAy.

Ek Road Pe Bht Saray

Ek Road Pe Bht Saray Log Ek Larke Ko Maar Peet Rhy The,
Ek Admi Ne Pocha Bhai Es Ko Kyun Mar Rhy Ho
Wo Bola K
Uski T.Shirt Pe Likha Tha

I M FARAZ :-D

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

UNITED NATIONS conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :
"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,

In AFRIcA,
people didn''t know what FOOD is !

cHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERIcANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!

1 Pyari si Sura

1 Pyari si Surat

1 Masom sa chehra

Thori Sharart

Thori Muhbat

Thori Masti

Thora Maza
JisKi Pyari hr ek Ada

Uska SMS Prhne ka

*SHUKRIYA*

1 Gadha 2sry sy

1 Gadha 2sry sy: yar hmari be kya zindagi hai sab hamare oper wazn dalty hain hum bicharay to MAZLOM hain 2nd gadha yar fikar na kar"MAZLOMON KA SATHI HAY "ALTAF HUSSAIN

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