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Lil Bad One lAwlX

Height Of Romantic Shayiri
World''s best Romantic Shaiyri



Ji Karta Hai Choom Loo Teri

Potty Me Pade Matar Ke Dane Ko,

Kambkhat Kabhi To Tere

Labo Se Hokar Gujra Hoga....
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Wen Does A Frnd Bcum A best Frnd????






Ans : Wen A Dialogue : I Care 4 U
Converts Into

Abey Oye!!

I’ll Kill U If U Don’t Care 4 Me ..!!
He+She=Love,

He+She+Love=Marriage,

He+She+L+M=Child,

He+She+L+M+Child=Family,

He+S+L+M+C+F=Problem,


So,



East Or West ''KUNWARA''is The best.
The best Environment Day Slogan...

''Save Earth,


This Is The Only


Planet With Girls !:-)
Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework

Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
best Professor In The College
What''s The best Way To Get FAT ????
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Go To Butcher Shop ... ;->
If You Tried Your best



And



You Failed



The Lesson You Would Learn

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"NEVER TRY IT AGAIN" ;->
Dere''s only 1 prfect CHILD in d world & evry MOTHER has it
Dere''s only 1 prfect WIFE & every NEIGBOR has it
&
Dere''s only 1 Prfect GIRLFRND , Ur best FRND has it ;->
best beghairat of da
Year nominees are
1:Bush from USA.
2:Krzai from Afghanistan.
3:Pervez Musharf from Pakistan
But
Award goes to

Asif zardari
From SINDH
U R My best Frnd.



Bharosa Nahi?



Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadenge



Me 1 2 3 Bolunga Tum Kood Jana.



Baad Me Jab Tum 1 2 3 Bologi To Me Koodjaunga....!
best Sms Of 1947

















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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?





Kabhi Toh Thode

Dimag Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!!!
Friends Will Share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ...

But

best Friends Will Grab The Umbrella From You

And

Yell

"Run LOSER Run" :->