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What is a best and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the best KISSER among all your Friends."
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying,

"damn v screwed it up but that was fun!"
girl are best engine in
world. Fits all Sizes of
piston. Self lubricating.
Start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil
change best average in
3-4 drops...!!!!!!
best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.
I Feel That Tears Are The best Frmds . . . They Come To Accompany U When U r Really Happy
N
They r There When U Really Sad, NoOne Wid U . . . They r Always Wid Us
Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.
Wads d best & worst arrangement u can make.
Did u get
best: Wil, U, Marry, Me
Worst: I, Will , Marry , U
This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,
written by an African child:

When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
And u White fellas:
When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
But u call me colored . . . ;->
Advertisements By The Manufacturer Of LAdies Panties

" We Dont Claim That We Are The best In The World But We Are Closed To The best Thing In The World "
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the best wine and best Woman.
Next moment, he had the best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
Award 4 best actor male..
Nominations R!

1 Shahrukh Khan
2 Salman Khan
3 Hritak Roshan
4 Saif Ali Khan
5 Shahid Kapoor

n the award goes 2



Altaaf Husain ;->
Friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein best.

Wife is like Mosquito Coil :

"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"
Law Of Love

Derived From Newton''s Laws

Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless

A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him

By A Lovely Girl.

This Force Is Called bestI

bestI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT

Is Compeled To Change

His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI