believe SMS Messages154 messages

1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend : Really?

1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.
Rules ®ulations for college
1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.

2) Keep the college clean so stay away.

3) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.

4) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.....

*The only mantra U SHOULD believe is "though hard work hasn''t killed anybody but why take a chance".

*Should always copy assignment,lab etc.
Never even spare a thought of doing them on ur own
When Somebody.... Who''s Deeply In Love Wid U
Tells U That
U r Cure, Cute, BeautiFul, Angelic....

I Agree That''s True....


believe Me...


I Can Swear....


Coz


Love Is Blind....... ;->
believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime.

Pray

Pray

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Pray

I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
Life is short so follow some rules:

Forgive quickly

believe slowly

Love truely

Laugh loudly

&

Never avoid anything that
Brings Smile on ur Face!!!

So

Think of me Twice Daily... ;->
Three dreams of a man:

To b as handsome as his mother thinks..

To b as rich as his child believes..

To have as many women as his wife suspects... ;->
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
Height of filmi culture....

teacher : who was bhagat singh?
student: Ajay devgan, and bobby deol.

the chak de effect
Teacher: Name Different states of India...

Student: I''m an indian...i dunnot believe in any states.
Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.
In tough times u''ll always find 2 hands
Eagerly waiting to help u
&
Those hands will be at the end of ur own arms . . . . :p

believe iN YourselF . . . <-:
RealiTy
if u tell a man there r 300 billion stars in d universe, he''ll believe u.Bt if u tell him a park bench has jst been painted, he has 2 touch it 2 b sure.
I am missing U.



I am missing U.



I am missing U.









Don''t believe!



See I am on journey and u r not with me, it means u r missing.